<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:37:41 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>The Tao of Justin</title><description></description><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>137</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-6425791379152537876</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-30T13:37:41.969-08:00</atom:updated><title>2009 in Review</title><atom:summary type='text'>It's certainly been an interesting year. Let's take a look at some of the more substantial events of the year, shall we?
New Year's Eve 2008 - I started off 2009 with a bang... by hosting an amazing party surrounded by amazing people and had an amazing time. 'Nuff said.
Job Hunt 2009 - Since I quit my job in December '08, I spent the first three months of 2009 frantically trying to find a job. </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2009/12/2009-in-review.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-6122041100898041436</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 13:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-03T21:56:08.903-08:00</atom:updated><title>Australia</title><atom:summary type='text'>I really want to dump everything and move to Australia, is that wrong? I mean, let's take some time and evaluate why that would be totally awesome.
Reason #1: Beautiful beaches. The nicest beaches I've ever been to are in Hawai'i, and from what I know that's exactly what Australia is like. ANNDDD how could we possibly forget about the Great Barrier Reef?

Reason #2: Hot people. Aussiebum isn't </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2009/05/australia.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-2756444796482274441</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-03T07:34:31.353-08:00</atom:updated><title>Revelation in the Shower</title><atom:summary type='text'>I came upon a revelation tonight that I believe explains the lack of success in my life thus far. I attended a Q&amp;A panel at SAG on new media, and found myself during and afterward to be somewhat... inspired. The gears in my head were turning, and I was ready to put to paper all the ideas I had been tossing about in my brain but have never done anything about. And now here I am at 1:10 AM with not</atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2009/02/i-came-upon-revelation-tonight-that-i.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-3087641192773506104</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-03T07:37:42.825-08:00</atom:updated><title>Hello, unemployment!</title><atom:summary type='text'>I'm halfway through my second month of being unemployed, which is awesome. For those of you who don't know, I quit my previous job at the end of the year. I had been there for three years... it was time to move on.

But what's really exciting about this whole "no job" thing is the complimentary "no money" thing that goes along with it! I can't tell you how fun it is to be out when someone says "</atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2009/02/hello-unemployment.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-3707273503726575911</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-15T15:45:59.885-08:00</atom:updated><title>Sarah Palin on SNL</title><atom:summary type='text'>So it’s true… Sarah Palin finally appeared on SNL; and during a “Tina Fey as Sarah Palin” sketch, no less! What surprised me most was not that the SNL audience cheered for her, nor was it that Alec Baldwin came up and said nothing short of “Sarah Palin is a horrible human being” right in front of her, nor was it that Amy Poehler performed a rap poking fun at her “bridge to nowhere”.No, what </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2009/02/sarah-palin-on-snl.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-892518564529306333</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-02T23:35:29.942-07:00</atom:updated><title>I *heart* Wall•E</title><atom:summary type='text'>For those of you who haven't yet seen Wall•E (and for those of you who don't know what that is I feel sorry for you)... you should know that it's amazing. And you're missing out every second you go on without seeing it.Let's be honest... I'm slightly biased. I love Apple. Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple. Steve Jobs founded Pixar. Pixar made Wall•E. Although technically Disney now owns Pixar, but </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2008/06/i-heart-walle.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-5279132965487697288</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T00:23:26.215-07:00</atom:updated><title>Change IS Good!</title><atom:summary type='text'>For some reason, I'm really, really enjoying this day. I don't know why... but it's been really great.For the past two weeks I've been totally stressed out at work, disappointed in other areas of life, and in an all-around funk. Or at least that's how it felt from my end... I know I complained about my work situation lately, but I don't think anyone really knew I was in a funk in general. Well </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2008/06/there-goes-neighboorhood.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-1054623833892857861</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-30T05:21:01.373-07:00</atom:updated><title>Changing my blogs</title><atom:summary type='text'>I haven't written in my blogs in a really long time. Things are going to change. I'm serious this time.I haven't written an entry since February, and this is only the second one of 2008. Insane! I blame laziness. My laziness. You see... my website has been under construction for over a year. Maybe two. Perhaps even three. Look I don't keep track of that crap, which is why I haven't made a point </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2008/06/changing-my-blogs.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-1504127083037061772</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T01:55:02.364-07:00</atom:updated><title>New Year, New Site, New Everything!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yes I realize we're a little bit into 2008 already, BUT compared to the last time I wrote... it's pretty much the new year still.By the way, I'm taking improv classes, did I tell you? I'm pretty sure the answer is 'no' so, three cheers for new and exciting information! Yeah I just finished my last class of level 4, and each level is 8 weeks... so I've been doing it for about eight months now. And</atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2008/06/new-year.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-2892235035419109821</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T01:55:16.368-07:00</atom:updated><title>John and I love bad movies. Apparently.</title><atom:summary type='text'>It seems to be hit or miss when we decide to rent movies. And we seem to be missing a lot.Tonight we were both in the mood to watch a movie, I had a free pass for Blockbuster, so we went, perused the store and decided we both had a sinful desire to see Ghost Rider. I know... big mistake. We get it. Shut up.Needless to say, it was awful. No, I mean AWFUL. So, SO, so bad. Not too long ago we made a</atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2007/06/john-and-i-love-bad-movies-apparently.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-8007632600301000523</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-02T23:38:26.261-07:00</atom:updated><title>iWant an iPhone</title><atom:summary type='text'>The iPhone is coming June 29, and I'm pretty much exploding at the seams just waiting THAT long. Imagine how I've felt the past 6 years.I admit... it sounds little obsessive. BUT, ever since I got my first iPod in 2001, I've been walking around, iPod, phone and PDA in tow, wishing to GOD that Apple would make some kind of PDA/Smartphone that would encompass all three devices and I could </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2007/06/iwant-iphone.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-2860226132785725515</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-15T18:34:33.702-07:00</atom:updated><title>Justin  = Bad at staying on top of his blogs</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yes it's been three and a half months since I last wrote an entry... I know, I know... I'm awful. But I had to make the first entry of 2007 a REALLY good one, so I waited until now.First let's the get the pleasantries out of the way...How was your holiday? How was your new year? Mine was good, thanks... I stayed in LA, fam came to visit and it was a little awkward (you know... divorce...), got a </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2007/02/justin-bad-at-staying-on-top-of-his.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-6108220771037789103</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T01:56:33.987-07:00</atom:updated><title>Diane = Great</title><atom:summary type='text'>I haven't seen Diane in what seems like forever... but we hung out tonight, is the point... and had buckets of fun.Basically all we did was go to the Cheesecake Factory, but what an adventure!! I'm not going to recap the whole evening, but I'll discuss some of the highlights. Apparently if you go to wikipedia and search for "list of idioms" you'll find a huge, huge and great list of idioms which </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2008/06/diane-great.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-6289313486577549096</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T01:58:37.951-07:00</atom:updated><title>Part-ay!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Our party this past Saturday was a success... but I'm a little disappointed in some of my friends.Yes, it's true... people can't be blamed for things that are out of their hands, like... having promised a friend to go to a concert with them that night or, USC's football game on the same day. But let's be reasonable... everyone had PLENTY of notice for this event, and the SC football game was at </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/10/part-ay.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-2250286786143374643</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T01:57:30.810-07:00</atom:updated><title>V for VenJustin!</title><atom:summary type='text'>I bought V for Vendetta on DVD today and it was pretty much my favorite purchase this year.Today has been pretty great. I woke up late, cleaned house, watched a movie, then went to Chick-fil-A with Yas. Um, yeah... can we take a minute to discuss the fact that I haven't been to Chick-fil-A in like... a year? It's beyond ridiculous. I may be exaggerating with the whole "year" thing... but I don't </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/08/v-for-venjustin.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-5376608662704239681</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T01:59:01.815-07:00</atom:updated><title>Oh the Frustration!</title><atom:summary type='text'>I'm experiencing all kinds of frustration right now... and it's turning me into a pissy bitch.Yes... a pissy bitch. I've had an incredibly short tempter lately... everything is pissing me right off. My road rage is out of control, of course by road rage I just mean anger toward the other idiots on the road. And without getting too deep into what's bothering me, I'll just say I hate money, I hate </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/07/oh-frustration.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-8709498504837502574</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T01:59:33.197-07:00</atom:updated><title>Money, Money, Money</title><atom:summary type='text'>Must be funny... in the rich man's world. That's a world I'm not yet a part of, unfortunately.So for me, as you might have guessed... money is not so funny. In fact I just racked up $300 in overdraft charges. How the hell did that happen, you ask? Let's not talk about it... it's a long story and I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU!!But seriously... I just shouldn't be able to handle my own </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/07/money-money-money.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-6367847222955341121</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T02:00:36.008-07:00</atom:updated><title>Dream a little dream</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yesterday I realized I had two very weird and very realistic dreams... and I think it's time to tell you about them.The other weird thing is that both of these dreams were so real to me that I remember them as actual events happening... which, frankly, is a little frightening. Usually IF I remember my dreams it's pretty obvious that they were dreams because they don't make sense.The first is </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/06/dream-little-dream.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-820373557123500833</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T02:01:11.990-07:00</atom:updated><title>Jasper</title><atom:summary type='text'>We've named the kitten... and by we I mean Stefanie.I hate the name Jasper. Now don't sit there and assume I hate it for no reason... because I always have a reason for hating things. "That's not possible because you hate SO MANY THINGS!!" you say? WRONG! I always have a reason, get over it.The reason I hate the name Jasper is because it makes me think of toy poodles... my Uncle's mother had this</atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/06/jasper.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-2481913056461401649</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T02:01:40.856-07:00</atom:updated><title>Frantic. And Westley?</title><atom:summary type='text'>There's now a website... so it's official: Frantic is being made. And someone named Westley commented on my blog.YES, so the website is up for frantic: www.franticmovie.comObviously, it's just a teaser site, and will be updated and added to as the production goes on, but as for now we're still in the early stages of preproduction... so cut us some slack!!Anyway, I'm very excited about it... </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/06/frantic-and-westley.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-3284411316534009929</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-15T23:35:29.363-07:00</atom:updated><title>Drinking</title><atom:summary type='text'>I've had a few glasses of wine, and I have some things to say about the way I feel right now and drinking in general.655** I'm looking at this six days later (6/12/06) and I don't know what the hell I was going to say, or why what I had to say about my feelings and drinking in general was "655"... so... do with that what you will... because I certainly don't know what to do with it.</atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/06/drinking.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-2115053470763247715</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T02:02:57.037-07:00</atom:updated><title>My Ridiculous Dad</title><atom:summary type='text'>I love my father. But what a stubborn jerk.I found out this morning that the reason I didn't see my dad the whole time I was in San Antonio... the reason he didn't return my phone calls or respond to my email... was because he was upset - PISSED - that I charged the plane ticket to his card. Read my last blog entry if you don't know what I'm talking about.I didn't even find this information out </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/06/my-ridiculous-dad.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-9026775646803156711</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 16:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T02:03:50.741-07:00</atom:updated><title>UPS Strikes Again</title><atom:summary type='text'>And this time I missed my flight to San Antonio because of it.Yes, you heard me: UPS strikes again. Let's tell the story, shall we? I was going home for Memorial Day weekend because my brother was graduating on Friday, and I wanted to be there for it. So I ordered my tickets through Orbitz, only this time for some reason they said they would be paper tickets. Okay, I thought... that's weird. I </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/05/ups-strikes-again.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-8358030322827636747</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 16:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T02:04:18.843-07:00</atom:updated><title>Blogs with Audio!!!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yes... I'm so modern and hip now.So I'm now including the mp3s of the songs in my "Current Status" for your listening enjoyment. I figure... why keep people wondering about the song... let 'em hear it! And besides, it's a perfect way to experience my blog to the fullest. It's like listening to classical music while enjoying a good book. Kind of. Enjoy!!Current Status:Mood: Excited because I'm </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/05/blogs-with-audio.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1087487905201814265.post-9204351960443257885</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 07:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-19T02:05:09.576-07:00</atom:updated><title>Stories!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Here's some funny stories I thought I'd write down so I don't forget about them and I can share them with you at the same time.Story #1:Hector and I go out on a Wednesday night, and we're looking for parking and Hector suggests the Pacific Design Center parking lot because he thinks it's free on Wednesdays. "It is?" I question. "Um, I think so..." he says.So we turn in to the PDC and the gate is </atom:summary><link>http://blog.thejustinporter.com/2006/05/stories.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Justin Porter)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>