Australia
I really want to dump everything and move to Australia, is that wrong? I mean, let's take some time and evaluate why that would be totally awesome.
Reason #2: Hot people. Aussiebum isn't just a brand... it's a word that means everyone in Australia has a hot ass. And let's be honest... who doesn't like that?
Reason #3: No chance it will fall into the ocean. The whole continent is an island... it's born out of seismic activity. That means, all it will do is continue to grow. Whenever all the ice caps melt, everything else might sink below the water but by God Australia will still be there.
Reason #4: Long live the Queen. I recently discovered that Australia is technically under the rule of the Queen of England. How awesome is that?? I've always wanted a Queen to look up to. Fierce!
Reason #5: Amazing people. Everyone I've ever met from Australia has been one of the nicest, down-to-earth, most amazing people ever. And I really do mean that. Additionally, I could call any of the ones I've met (some of which I've only known for 30 minutes), and they would help me out with anything I needed when it comes to places to see/visit/whatever in Australia... including letting me crash with them if I was visiting their neck of the woods. Woo!
Reason #6: It's Australia. I've always wanted to go there for as long as I can remember. It's always been my number 1 place to visit in the world. Visit OR live. I vote for living there.
Reason #7: Kangaroos and Koalas. Need I say more? I want both as pets.
And now you know my seven reasons for wanting to move to Australia. I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can really put into words right now.
Besides all that... I am dying for the new iPhone OS to come out. DYING. And I saw Star Trek for the second time last night. It was fun. Again.
Reason #2: Hot people. Aussiebum isn't just a brand... it's a word that means everyone in Australia has a hot ass. And let's be honest... who doesn't like that?
Reason #3: No chance it will fall into the ocean. The whole continent is an island... it's born out of seismic activity. That means, all it will do is continue to grow. Whenever all the ice caps melt, everything else might sink below the water but by God Australia will still be there.
Reason #4: Long live the Queen. I recently discovered that Australia is technically under the rule of the Queen of England. How awesome is that?? I've always wanted a Queen to look up to. Fierce!
Reason #5: Amazing people. Everyone I've ever met from Australia has been one of the nicest, down-to-earth, most amazing people ever. And I really do mean that. Additionally, I could call any of the ones I've met (some of which I've only known for 30 minutes), and they would help me out with anything I needed when it comes to places to see/visit/whatever in Australia... including letting me crash with them if I was visiting their neck of the woods. Woo!
Reason #6: It's Australia. I've always wanted to go there for as long as I can remember. It's always been my number 1 place to visit in the world. Visit OR live. I vote for living there.
Reason #7: Kangaroos and Koalas. Need I say more? I want both as pets.
And now you know my seven reasons for wanting to move to Australia. I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can really put into words right now.
Besides all that... I am dying for the new iPhone OS to come out. DYING. And I saw Star Trek for the second time last night. It was fun. Again.
posted by Justin Porter at
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