Sarah Palin on SNL

So it’s true… Sarah Palin finally appeared on SNL; and during a “Tina Fey as Sarah Palin” sketch, no less! What surprised me most was not that the SNL audience cheered for her, nor was it that Alec Baldwin came up and said nothing short of “Sarah Palin is a horrible human being” right in front of her, nor was it that Amy Poehler performed a rap poking fun at her “bridge to nowhere”.

No, what surprised me the most was that she, I’m pretty sure, had absolutely no idea she was being made fun of. After being the butt of a series of running jokes and taglines and sketches since this season’s premiere of SNL, she still trotted right down to the studio and had them do it right in front of her. Perhaps it would’ve been clearer had Amy smashed a pie in Palin’s face at the end of her rap? We will never know.

What we do know is this:

1. Tina Fey is undoubtedly hotter than Sarah Palin.
   
2. Sarah Palin has no business being in the white house… or any political office, in my opinion
   
3. Sarah Palin sketches are the best part of SNL so far this season.
   
4. This country will implode with Sarah Palin at the helm.
   

“At the helm?” you say? Yes. Let’s face it - if you vote for McCain/Palin, you are basically voting for Sarah Palin to be the next President of the United States, a travesty exceeded only by the fact so many people in the country would love it to happen. John McCain may be old, but the reason he may pass has more to do with the deadly skin cancer with which he has unfortunately become so familiar in his lifetime.

So, at this point in the game, my concerns for Sarah Palin as a leader of the free world has less to do with her political standpoints and more to do with the fact that she clearly has no idea what is going on at any point in time. I would love to see her take her maverick attitude and have a tea party with the communist leaders of the world to discuss gettin’ jobs for hard-workin’ people. Shut up, Palin. Get a job more suited to your qualifications and level of common sense. Let’s be honest, America… some people are good at walking up and down a stage in a bathing suit and an evening dress. And sometimes that’s as far as they should reach in life in order to prevent the collapse of the free world.