Wednesday, December 10, 2003

My 'Amazing Holiday Party' was Amazing!

And why wouldn't it be? I DID have a santa hat on, after all.

That's right folks, my Holiday Party was amazingly fun. And I'm now going to list the people who didn't come and are now nominees for my shit list.

SHIT LIST Nominees (in no particular order):
Hector
Heather
Diane
David
Justin & Greg (being in Nashville is no excuse)
Yasmin (you didn't stay long enough)
Jen
Stephen (not at USC)
Stephen (at USC)
Edwin
Dave (you said you were coming... liar!)
Fredo (you're a liar too!)
Carol
Bryan
Matt
Shawn (getting the invite the day after shouldn't matter)
Nicole (you could've delayed your flight a day)

Now don't worry, you can redeem yourself by bonding with me, and then you will be taken off the nominee list and avoid joining someonelikesyou.com on the shit list. Weee! Well that was exciting. Also, check out the picture section to see pictures of the party... they should be up soon. Lates!

Tuesday, December 2, 2003

All I wanted was a simple kind of life...

Actually that's just from a No Doubt song...

So I started this blog and I don't remember what it was supposed to be about... I think I was going to talk about Thanksgiving but never did. I spent Thanksgiving with my dad, brother, grandparents and aunt's family in Palm Desert, which was lots of fun. Other than that, I really have nothing to say right now... other than I want to pee more than anything in life, but my roommate is taking a shower so that can't happen. Oh the irony.

OH! There's something I want to talk about... irony. Am I the only one that thinks Alanis Morissette totally fucked up the meaning of ironic in her song? She does not know what she's saying. "But it sounds good" some of you say. Bullshit! If it's raining on your wedding day, that's not ironic... that just sucks for you. NOW, if it rained lead on your wedding day, and your best friend, named Lead, couldn't come to the wedding... that would be ironic. A traffic jam when you're already late is not ironic either. Now if you're late for a city council meeting about the traffic problems, and you get in a traffic jam on the way, THAT's ironic. But don't get me wrong, I love Alanis... ok lates!