MAGAZINE!

That's right... I'm starting a magazine.

I'd like to announce to the world the birth of my magazine. It's going to be an online magazine/newsletter covering anything you can imagine. Right now I'm getting people gathered who have an interest in this and we'll go from there. This is definitely going to happen. The premiere issue is scheduled for November 2003. So if you would like to be involved in anyway, email me. And if you don't have time or whatever, but you want to contribute ideas for issues and articles, that's always appreciated too. I will keep you all updated on what's happening as events progress on this matter. Weeeeeee!!! Now back to my laundry... lates!

Prank Calls

Everyone loves prank calls... right?

So I was thinking of having a prank call section on my show. Those of you who don't go to USC wouldn't be able to appreciate it... but I thought you could all chip in and give me some input. I would only be calling USC students, mainly because I don't want to piss of THAT many people, just the entire school. I think it would really be funny if one of the head people at Trojan Vision got a call from me and didn't know who it was. Oh, the embarassment.

So what do you all think? Somehow, I doubt that many of you will read this, considering how tedious reading is and all. What are we, in fourth grade? Jesus. But this blog thing is pretty new, so not many people know about it. Yes, that's my excuse... ok well time to go prepare some more for pitching my show... lates!

Call back...

Time for a little bitching? Of course it is.

I'm going to take this moment to bitch about a certain habit, the brunt of which I'm experiencing right now, that really pisses me off. When you say you're going to call someone back, call them the hell back. Seriously folks... I mean I've forgotten to call people back before, but not like five times in a row. This is what is happening to me now, and it's really frustrating... not to mention rude. Can we spell rude? R - U - I'M NOT GOING TO CALL YOU BACK NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TELL YOU I WILL - E. Grrrrr. God I'm a horrible person for venting like this, but that's what happens.

Anyway, how are you today? I was invited to go to a play and clubbing tonight, as well as a party, and I've been working on my homepage all day and I looked up and it's 11:30 PM. I think I might have missed some of it... hmmm. Yes so speaking of working all day on my website, it's nearing more-completeness... which simply means there's more done, and I still have a lot of work to do. What's going to take a long time is organizing my pictures. I mean there are still a bunch of pictures that I have to scan. Then I have to categorize them and organize them and make thumbnails of them all and the thought of it all kind of makes me want to vomit. Thus, I will be leaving it for the end, most likely. Or I'll start tomorrow. We'll see what happens.

Back to things that piss me off... USC lost the game today, and that sucks. Boo! Oh well, we can still make a comeback. God I really need to clean my room... and do homework. And my roommate left for the weekend and took his PlayStation 2 with him! GOD! I guess it's a good thing, in a way, seeing as how my slight addiction to Grand Theft Auto III sometimes keeps me from my homework. But it's also a good stress relief, like when I'm pissed at someone for not calling me back, I just turn on GTA III and run everyone over. But since it's gone, and I'm still pissed... stay off the streets. Lates!

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I'm making a retraction to this blog. First of all I would like to say that I wasn't pissed, so much as sad... I failed to explain all the specifics of the matter, which biased all of you good readers, for one, but it also failed to provide a true account of the situation. I will just say that I was not pissed, but rather sad and a little hurt. I thought someone was ignoring me and, thinking that it was very unlike their character to do so, I didn't understand why. Alas, I was jumping to conclusions about nothing. You will all be thrilled to know that I have come to understand the situation, phone calls have been made, and I apologize for my hasty entry, which unfortunately displays my heated temper. And by heated temper I mean babyish temper-tantrums. Yeah, I threw a temper-tantrum, what of it? Lates!

A few words from Yas...

Yas expressed her interest in sharing a few words with you all about my new show, with which she will be involved.

"I can't wait for the show!!! I am so excited, Justin said he would dance around naked!!! I am very excited. We have a lot of creative, exciting, new ideas for the show... such as: a porn skit, a shopping skit, and a skit devoted entirely to "Howdy Dudy." I believe that this show will grab the attention of every student and faculty member at USC. There hasn't been anything as entertaining since USC News (which never, in fact, existed, but nonetheless it is really exciting). Justin's show will be by far, and without a doubt, the most-watched TV show in America. Thank you, thank you... no, nevermind. Thank you for supporting us, as we unleash our masterpiece. The end."

Check, please...

Enough is enough... time to stop wasting my life? Yeah.

So today I decided... I'm done with this bullshit, it's time to do something worth doing. Oh how cliché, I know. But I mean it... I'm going to pitch two ideas for shows to Trojan Vision. First, Hump Day Live... like Saturday NIght Live, only with less commercials and on Wednesday instead of Saturday. Second, a talk show, similar to the late night shows with Jay Leno, Conan O'Brian, and David Letterman. And of course I'm going to insist that I'm the host... I mean, really... I am the most qualified person to host the show that I'm pitching. Also, I'm applying at the Radio Station to eventually have a show there, as well. Why? Why not.

Also, since I was in high school, I've wanted to start a magazine. And I really don't know what about, but you know what? I'm going to do that too. Oh, yeah... and I'm going to write and direct some movies while I'm at it. So as I prepare myself for my own suicide, you might be wondering... where are you going to find the time to do all of this? And the answer is: I have absolutely no idea. But I'm going to find it, and it's going to happen. Also Tara and I are going to be writing and producing a sitcom if Trojan Vision doesn't have us on their writing team for their new sitcom.

So stay tuned, folks! You're in for a crazy ride and it's just the beginning... aren't you glad you were here for it? Me too... lates!

And the Emmy goes to...

I'm starting my own show. Yeah, you heard me.

I'm going to have my own show everyone!!!! I'm pitching it to my college television for next semester... it's going to be a show in the style of a late night show, or other talk shows of the sort. So if you guys have any ideas that you think I should take into consideration while coming up with the stuff for the show, let me know!!! That is all.