A few words from Yas...

Yas expressed her interest in sharing a few words with you all about my new show, with which she will be involved.

"I can't wait for the show!!! I am so excited, Justin said he would dance around naked!!! I am very excited. We have a lot of creative, exciting, new ideas for the show... such as: a porn skit, a shopping skit, and a skit devoted entirely to "Howdy Dudy." I believe that this show will grab the attention of every student and faculty member at USC. There hasn't been anything as entertaining since USC News (which never, in fact, existed, but nonetheless it is really exciting). Justin's show will be by far, and without a doubt, the most-watched TV show in America. Thank you, thank you... no, nevermind. Thank you for supporting us, as we unleash our masterpiece. The end."