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Enough is enough... time to stop wasting my life? Yeah.

So today I decided... I'm done with this bullshit, it's time to do something worth doing. Oh how cliché, I know. But I mean it... I'm going to pitch two ideas for shows to Trojan Vision. First, Hump Day Live... like Saturday NIght Live, only with less commercials and on Wednesday instead of Saturday. Second, a talk show, similar to the late night shows with Jay Leno, Conan O'Brian, and David Letterman. And of course I'm going to insist that I'm the host... I mean, really... I am the most qualified person to host the show that I'm pitching. Also, I'm applying at the Radio Station to eventually have a show there, as well. Why? Why not.

Also, since I was in high school, I've wanted to start a magazine. And I really don't know what about, but you know what? I'm going to do that too. Oh, yeah... and I'm going to write and direct some movies while I'm at it. So as I prepare myself for my own suicide, you might be wondering... where are you going to find the time to do all of this? And the answer is: I have absolutely no idea. But I'm going to find it, and it's going to happen. Also Tara and I are going to be writing and producing a sitcom if Trojan Vision doesn't have us on their writing team for their new sitcom.

So stay tuned, folks! You're in for a crazy ride and it's just the beginning... aren't you glad you were here for it? Me too... lates!